went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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