I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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