No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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