ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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