its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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