is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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