their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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