...so i touched it.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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