If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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