Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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