chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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