It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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