So drunk its hurt
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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