help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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