We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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