Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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