We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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