we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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In other news, I just burned my penis
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
not ubering you a puppy
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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