So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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