Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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