I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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