he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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