ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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