Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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