I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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