normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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