my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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