I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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