i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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