I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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