no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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