I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"it" just moved
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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