Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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