just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We have started to decorate penises.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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