I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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