But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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