Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
