I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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