So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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