He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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