sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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