we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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