hell yes lets make some ravioli
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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