maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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