If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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