accomplished twins. life is a go
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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