i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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