Where is the hickey?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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