I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
honey bunches of taint.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
40s are totally the cure
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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