I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
His nipple licking is glorious
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