Yo dont text me then not text me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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