hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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