arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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