dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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