Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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