That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
