She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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