you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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