Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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