i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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